September 2, 2014

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via poopflow)

September 2, 2014

flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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September 2, 2014

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain, via tonyamariestark)

September 2, 2014

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September 2, 2014

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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September 1, 2014

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September 1, 2014

macrolit:

Of Mice and Men, John Steinbeck

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September 1, 2014

kastiakbc:

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

I was angry until i read the tweets

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September 1, 2014

tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

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September 1, 2014

(Source: ivy-league-style, via prepaganda)